Audit

Audit S03E01

Audit S03E02

- We'll end the story right here. - When are you ever gonna put an end to these immoralities? - What kind of neighborhood is yours that such people venture to pass? - So you mean everyone's allowed to wear anything they want? - The dealers mess with the economy. - The standards of Miss Perfect for marrige. - So you fell in love at first sight and told the other person about it? The new episode of Audit challenges "Dishab, Parishab" song by Hourosh Band.

Audit S03E03

# Put down your green card. # Do not play in the middle of the field. # Accompany us dear. + The master doesn't let go of celebrities.

Audit S03E04

-Just as we crossed out Shadi, we'll do the same to Hasti. - Do not imagine you're the center of the world. - The red line was invented with King Parvin. - The singer had no idea that in order to get to the sky and share his secret with the stars, he has to get a license from the master and the related organizations.

Audit S03E05

When the master has no guts to make a change!

Audit S03E06

- Am I responsible for finding a lover for you? - I'm also a member of the preacher community. - Do not focus on our actions, get to the point of our words. - The minister is elected by our lobbying. - We've started to look like the rest of the world. First step: the price of housing.

Audit S03E07

- Am I in a polyclinic instead of the lyrics license office? - You're using your priviliges against the physicians. - I don't get along with physicians' community. - I'm also a member of the medical association.

Audit S03E08

- Are you preparing the bill word by word? - We weren't husband and wife, you made us to be! - If we leave you on your own, you'll neither get married nor have children. - Focus on my words, not my actions. - Your privacy has social consequences, that's why we focus on it.

Audit S03E09

"If you were gone, who would stay and sing a song on our leafless sapling?" Shafiee Kadkani

Audit S03E10

While in nature just take pictures, don’t litter. If you’re making noise while coming, you should tell. Whenever you’re enjoying yourself, there’s something wrong. My pen name is M. A. Noon.

Audit S03E11

- Are you under pressure as an artist to speak out the society's problems? - We're being nice by announcing that you're forbidden from any artistic work. - This is our new policy: to repel artists. - Write a movie script and have Mr. Modiri make a movie for it. - They made a rookie mistake, that's why their embezzlement was revealed.

Audit S03E12

I myself am the Protection Law. Don’t make the life of the youth seem disillusioning. There is a long way to reaching the ideal situation. Don’t play the songs on your playlist too many times over a relationship. Listening to the same song, brings back the memories of too many a people to some.

Audit S03E13

It’s good you didn’t get to stay with her. We don’t like emotional poems. We don’t display instruments, place pots instead. Cards are forbidden.

Audit S03E14

- What kind of rebel is this? He's either getting beaten or crying all the time! - You should've named your series unstoppable. - It's really interesting that this type of blonde does not suit anyone, but it looks so good on Ms. Tabatabai. - Our world-class president of football federation is Mr. Taaj.

Audit S03E15

- The people overseas are more flexible. - The social media is good as long as it transfers our message. - Celebrities! - Why are you so fixated on the neighbor's daughter? - I have the final say here. - Grab your stuff and sing wherever you think has the welfare and freedom you want.

Audit S03E16

- We have established the morality police for the authorities. - It's all prohibited to talk about hair and this kind of stuff. - We'll make amends to those greater than Hafez, let alone himself.

Audit S03E17